Retro Charm Seeker Gifts

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

'There used to be an attractive young redhead doing your job!'

Country Bumpkin.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Opening the Barrel

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'Let's call him lucky!'

George Michael

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Silver Fox

'Your future looks charming.'

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

Old-fashioned computer

Real Estate Personals

"No guarantees, right?"

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

Cherub on a cloud

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Olive Tree

"Never too old to rock and roll."

'Good morning Miss...'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'What's the night life-like?

They're nice, but they lack the charm of an older home

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

I don't get why ladies find you so charming, and me so boring. Simple projection. Believe she finds you charming because you're wittier and more mysterious than she is. She'll sense you're a challenge. Suddenly she'll make anything you say conform to that assumption. So I just Jedi mind-trick them? Maybe not ANYthing.

'Not only is your mojo not working, it apparently has been unemployed for years.'