Vintage Charm Seekers Gifts

"It's nice to know I've still got it."

Country Bumpkin.

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Opening the Barrel

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

'Your future looks charming.'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Old-fashioned computer

"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

"Don't you think even if there'd been no John Cardner and no Comon Cause, we'd have found each other anyway?"

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

Olive Tree

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

'This is never a good sign when you ask the wine steward for the vintage.'

Person Reading For Pleasure

Have you seen this toaster?

An interview with Codlin and Short

"Hey, I don't see Harry Truman's name on the ballot!"

Victorian bachelors leering over woman.

Something without the sexual connotation, please.

'This is a no-frills bar, pal -- You bring your OWN napkins!'

Adult filmstrips

'I'll leave it entirely to you...as long as it's a red...for exactly $20...from Napa...made from Merlot...2006 vintage...'