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"It's nice to know I've still got it."

Country Bumpkin.

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Opening the Barrel

'Your future looks charming.'

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

Old-fashioned computer

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

"Don't you think even if there'd been no John Cardner and no Comon Cause, we'd have found each other anyway?"

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

Olive Tree

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

'This is never a good sign when you ask the wine steward for the vintage.'

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

Person Reading For Pleasure

Have you seen this toaster?

Salvage Hunters

I don't get why ladies find you so charming, and me so boring. Simple projection. Believe she finds you charming because you're wittier and more mysterious than she is. She'll sense you're a challenge. Suddenly she'll make anything you say conform to that assumption. So I just Jedi mind-trick them? Maybe not ANYthing.

An interview with Codlin and Short

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

"Hey, I don't see Harry Truman's name on the ballot!"

'Unfortunately, ma'am, it's not worth a thing! The recliner, however, is quite valuable!'

Victorian bachelors leering over woman.

Something without the sexual connotation, please.

'This is a no-frills bar, pal -- You bring your OWN napkins!'

'I'll leave it entirely to you...as long as it's a red...for exactly $20...from Napa...made from Merlot...2006 vintage...'