Vintage Charm Appreciator T-Shirts

"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

The Old Time Television Channel

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

"It's the adorable snowman!"

Snapshots in Time

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

Sadly, there are those who take advantage of bunnies down on their financial luck.

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

You give dives a bad name. Somebody has to!

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

"Oh, wow! A lucky penne."

Not Such Disagreeable Weather for the Haymakers as Some People Think.

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

'How much did you say your name was?'

'A white cat! That's good luck.' 'It doesn't work that way.'

'Hey, we're in style!'

"It's nice to know I've still got it."

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

"I'm looking for a good old-fashioned housemaid - the kind that screams when discovering a dead body."

"Hey, I don't see Harry Truman's name on the ballot!"

Child found in the Street is Brought into Shelter at a Ragged School

'Me, I'm making my pocket money by selling my dad's old shoes as lucky charms...'

'Oh yes, everyone likes him, he's not intelligent enough to make enemies.'

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'

Man flattered into buying by a frenchwoman

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'

For The Sentimental ExecutiveThe Charm Tie

'Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be...'

Dueling marionettes.

Adult filmstrips