Vintage Sentiment Appreciator T-Shirts

"I'm so sorry. Jose was such a good man."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

The Old Time Television Channel

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

Brickie's Mate

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

Snapshots in Time

"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

Beer

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

'Village store and Food museum'

Jesus with mobile.

'Hey, we're in style!'

My first Boyfriend.

"Long time no see!"

"I'm looking for a good old-fashioned housemaid - the kind that screams when discovering a dead body."

"When I was your age, a crackpot carried a 'The End Is Near' sign. He didn't tweet it."

"Hey, I don't see Harry Truman's name on the ballot!"

The Epsom Derby - Beer Stall

"I'll miss you, Grandpa."

'Well kiddo, I'm proud to say that in all my years of service, I've never lost a sheep...'

Dueling marionettes.

'The designer stubble is getting a little out of hand Rasputin!'