Vintage Sentiment Appreciator T-Shirts

"I'm so sorry. Jose was such a good man."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

The Old Time Television Channel

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

Brickie's Mate

Snapshots in Time

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

Beer

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

Ella Fitzgerald

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

In the Year 2525

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

How Staring Contests Change

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

'Hey, we're in style!'

My first Boyfriend.

"When I was your age, a crackpot carried a 'The End Is Near' sign. He didn't tweet it."

"Long time no see!"

'Village store and Food museum'

Jesus with mobile.

"I'm looking for a good old-fashioned housemaid - the kind that screams when discovering a dead body."

"Hey, I don't see Harry Truman's name on the ballot!"

Dueling marionettes.

The Epsom Derby - Beer Stall

"I'll miss you, Grandpa."

Edgar Allan Poe almost ruins his public persona.

'Well kiddo, I'm proud to say that in all my years of service, I've never lost a sheep...'