Traditional Charm Seeker T-Shirts

Suddenly a delightful Continental custom is sweeping America!

Country Bumpkin.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Opening the Barrel

'Let's call him lucky!'

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

Silver Fox

'Your future looks charming.'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Old-fashioned computer

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Real Estate Personals

"No guarantees, right?"

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

Cherub on a cloud

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

Hey mum, do you wanna see s'thing disgustin'?

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'Good morning Miss...'

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

Olive Tree

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'What's the night life-like?

They're nice, but they lack the charm of an older home

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

Person Reading For Pleasure

'Not only is your mojo not working, it apparently has been unemployed for years.'

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."