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'What's the night life-like?

Weary man at Lost Property depatment. Assistant says: 'Sorry sir, no one has handed in your mojo.'

"You're so easy to talk to - not everyone is such a good listener."

As far as women were concerned Don had a special kind of magnetism

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"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

'Not only is your mojo not working, it apparently has been unemployed for years.'

'His charms are Hipponautic!'

'We will soon be passing one of the most charming pubs in England.'

'You have two of the most beautiful legs in the world. I counted them.'

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'I don't want to talk to you, knucklehead.Put the pretty lady on NOW!'

Sweetness is my weakness.

'Remember, son: They can take away your tail, but NO one can take away your waggish charm!'

'Good morning Miss...'

'It actually fit about half the girls in the kingdom; you're just the hottest.'

"Nice putter."

"Crisp, elegant, and well-balanced. Not the wine, you."

"...And it has a pheromone which will make him submissive to you."

"Wait...you like me? How? As in 'like' me? Or as in 'like' me?"

"Ever since I got married women find me attractive."

"All he has to offer is mindless blather. But from him, it sounds good."

"Watch out for that Sean Gilhooley. He French-Kissed the Blarney Stone!"

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Cinderella

"She's exceptionally fluent in body as a second language."

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"I just love the way he goes 'Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.' "

"I'm aiming for boyish charm, but I don't want to appear vulnerable."

"I was attracted by his edgy cynicism, but I hated his cologne."

Real Estate Personals

"No guarantees, right?"

"I like the marble vanity and the wall sconces, but I think the Eurostyle features on the whirlpool take away some of its simple country charm."

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