Charm Chaser T-Shirts

'I just want to warn you if you buy this, you may never again know if people like you for you or your corvette.'

'Is there a discount if I whisper sweet nothings?'

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

Good Luck.

'Got anything that will attract at least one of the two sexes?'

Tango

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Cupid

"A white cat. That's good luck."

'They took everything but my good luck charm.'

Looking in the mirror

'I want to look charismatic but sassy.'

Letter writing lady.

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

Clover Bar

"Let's just agree to disagree."

'How do you keep looking so young?'

"Not seeing me is a deal breaker."

"....and look."

"It's been tested in a harem."

"That's Jeremy. He never deviates from his prepared text."

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'Your future looks charming.'

Silver Fox

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

Chris Froome

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

Real Estate Personals

"No guarantees, right?"

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."