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"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

'Don't just sit there-there's an articulated lorry wants unloading outside!'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Clown Skis.

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

Letter writing lady.

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'The sty is falling!!'

'Get me public relations!'

Chris Froome

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

Prosecco

Tango

Windmill

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

"He's actually leaving a review, the ungrateful little sod!!"

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

Birth of Darth Vader

"Five minutes, General."

Puffer fish balloon vendor