Retro Charm Seeker Mugs

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

'There used to be an attractive young redhead doing your job!'

Country Bumpkin.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Opening the Barrel

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'Let's call him lucky!'

'Your future looks charming.'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

Silver Fox

"No guarantees, right?"

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Real Estate Personals

Old-fashioned computer

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Cherub on a cloud

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Olive Tree

'Good morning Miss...'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"Never too old to rock and roll."

'What's the night life-like?

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

"It's nice to know I've still got it."

"Crisp, elegant, and well-balanced. Not the wine, you."

'Not only is your mojo not working, it apparently has been unemployed for years.'

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."