Comedic Charm Seeker Mugs

"Well, Bella - convinced?"

Country Bumpkin.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Opening the Barrel

'Let's call him lucky!'

Silver Fox

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'Your future looks charming.'

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

"No guarantees, right?"

Real Estate Personals

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Cherub on a cloud

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

'Good morning Miss...'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."

Olive Tree

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

'What's the night life-like?

'Have you put her on the strict diet I prescribed?'

They're nice, but they lack the charm of an older home

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

"My mating dances were unsuccessful, so I tried reciting poetry: didn't work either..."

'Not only is your mojo not working, it apparently has been unemployed for years.'

"Ever since I got married women find me attractive."

be my valentine

"Crisp, elegant, and well-balanced. Not the wine, you."

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."