Comedic Charm Seeker Prints

"Well, Bella - convinced?"

Country Bumpkin.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Opening the Barrel

'Let's call him lucky!'

Silver Fox

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'Your future looks charming.'

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Real Estate Personals

"No guarantees, right?"

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Cherub on a cloud

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."

Olive Tree

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

'Good morning Miss...'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'What's the night life-like?

'Have you put her on the strict diet I prescribed?'

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

'Not only is your mojo not working, it apparently has been unemployed for years.'

"My mating dances were unsuccessful, so I tried reciting poetry: didn't work either..."

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."

be my valentine

"Crisp, elegant, and well-balanced. Not the wine, you."

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'