Charm Seekers Prints

I don't get why ladies find you so charming, and me so boring. Simple projection. Believe she finds you charming because you're wittier and more mysterious than she is. She'll sense you're a challenge. Suddenly she'll make anything you say conform to that assumption. So I just Jedi mind-trick them? Maybe not ANYthing.

'They are interested! See them looking at our reflections in that shop window?'

Jim wasn't much of a dater.

'Your future looks charming.'

Country Bumpkin.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Opening the Barrel

'Let's call him lucky!'

Silver Fox

Letter writing lady.

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"Swing me with your words."

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

Tango

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"No guarantees, right?"

Real Estate Personals

'Music hath charms,' &c.

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Cherub on a cloud

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

Olive Tree

'Good morning Miss...'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."