Vintage Charm Seeker Prints

'Ludgate Hill'

Trilby - 'A-smokin' their poipes and cigyars'.

"I think he was a celebrity."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Country Bumpkin.

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Colonial Larrysburg.

"He's deliciously vintage."

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Opening the Barrel

'Let's call him lucky!'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'Your future looks charming.'

Silver Fox

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

Disco Owls

Old-fashioned computer

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

"No guarantees, right?"

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Real Estate Personals

"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

'Music hath charms,' &c.

If this van's a rockin'...

Robert Johnson

Gustave Charpentier

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."