Vintage Charm Seeker Pillows

'Ludgate Hill'

Trilby - 'A-smokin' their poipes and cigyars'.

"I think he was a celebrity."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Country Bumpkin.

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Colonial Larrysburg.

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"He's deliciously vintage."

Opening the Barrel

'Let's call him lucky!'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Silver Fox

'Your future looks charming.'

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Disco Owls

Old-fashioned computer

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Real Estate Personals

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

"No guarantees, right?"

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

Gustave Charpentier

Robert Johnson

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log