Rustic Charm Seeker Pillows

Country Bumpkin.

Rustic Gardens.

'This is a no-frills bar, pal -- You bring your OWN napkins!'

A deer with big antlers standing next to a chair.

Opening the Barrel

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Olive Tree

A birdhouse sits next to an outhouse.

'Oh boy, smorgaslop!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Down on the farm

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Falstaff

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'Let's call him lucky!'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'Your future looks charming.'

Silver Fox

Real Estate Personals

"No guarantees, right?"

Old-fashioned computer

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

Cherub on a cloud

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'Good morning Miss...'

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

'What's the night life-like?