Rustic Charm Seeker Prints

Country Bumpkin.

Rustic Gardens.

'This is a no-frills bar, pal -- You bring your OWN napkins!'

A deer with big antlers standing next to a chair.

Opening the Barrel

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Olive Tree

'Oh boy, smorgaslop!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Down on the farm

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Falstaff

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'Let's call him lucky!'

'Your future looks charming.'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Silver Fox

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

Real Estate Personals

"No guarantees, right?"

Old-fashioned computer

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Cherub on a cloud

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

'Good morning Miss...'

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

'What's the night life-like?