Vintage Vogue Seeker Pillows

"He's deliciously vintage."

"I think he was a celebrity."

Victorian Lady

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

A women in a shoeshop.

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Baby rocks!

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Colonial Larrysburg.

Vivienne Westwood

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

Ballon escapee

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

Disco Owls

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

Gustave Charpentier

Robert Johnson

If this van's a rockin'...

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

Louis XIV

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

'Old blue-screen's back!'