Vintage Vogue Seeker Gifts

"He's deliciously vintage."

"I think he was a celebrity."

Victorian Lady

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

A women in a shoeshop.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Baby rocks!

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Colonial Larrysburg.

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Ballon escapee

Disco Owls

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

Robert Johnson

Gustave Charpentier

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

Louis XIV

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

'This is never a good sign when you ask the wine steward for the vintage.'

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.