Vintage Style Seeker Gifts

Louis XIV

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

The moustache movement. - No. II.

'The designer stubble is getting a little out of hand Rasputin!'

'Early Toupees'.

Countess

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"I think he was a celebrity."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Pampered and poodled.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"I don't like your application."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Do you do much walking?"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"He's deliciously vintage."

Colonial Larrysburg.

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"