Vintage Treasure Seeker Gifts

"Look what they did to her! We should be thankful they only had us spayed."

Flea Market: 'They have everything here but the kitchen sink!'

'I can't believe you got such a great deal on those panties! We should shop at garage sales more often.'

Garage Sale

'Why the car was invented' 'garage sale'

The traveling Yard Sale.

A Convention of Coin Collectors.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"He's deliciously vintage."

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

Dept. of the Treasury

Pirate dogs burying bones.

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

At the end of the rainbow

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

Louis XIV

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"