Modern Treasure Seeker Gifts

"That was easy. My Easter Bunny app has an egg-seeking GPS."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Dept. of the Treasury

Pirate dogs burying bones.

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

At the end of the rainbow

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

'That was fun!'

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."

"Beginner's luck."

"There's another one! Pull over!"

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

The Fort Knox Gold Depository has a key under the mat

"Wow! Talk about a game-changer!"