Modern Treasure Seeker Gifts

"That was easy. My Easter Bunny app has an egg-seeking GPS."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Dept. of the Treasury

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

Pirate dogs burying bones.

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

At the end of the rainbow

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

'That was fun!'

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

"Beginner's luck."

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

The Fort Knox Gold Depository has a key under the mat