Retro Treasure Seeker Gifts

"Your Pet Rock fell and crushed my Beanie Baby again!"

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Dept. of the Treasury

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

Pirate dogs burying bones.

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

At the end of the rainbow

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

The Old Curiosity Shop

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

'That was fun!'

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."

"I'll take it."

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

Antique silver

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

"Here's a good spot, Hon."