Retro Treasure Seeker Gifts

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Dept. of the Treasury

Pirate dogs burying bones.

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

At the end of the rainbow

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

The Old Curiosity Shop

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

Antique silver

"Beginner's luck."

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

"There's another one! Pull over!"

"I'll take it."

'That was fun!'