Timeless Treasure Seeker Gifts

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A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Treasure Island Book.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Dept. of the Treasury

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

Pirate dogs burying bones.

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

At the end of the rainbow

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

The Old Curiosity Shop

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

"I'll take it."

"Beginner's luck."

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

'That was fun!'

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

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