Timeless Treasure Seeker Gifts

Antiques: New Old Stuff in Stock.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Treasure Island Book.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Dept. of the Treasury

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

Pirate dogs burying bones.

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

At the end of the rainbow

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

The Old Curiosity Shop

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

'That was fun!'

Antique silver

"I'll take it."

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

"Beginner's luck."