Historical Treasure Seeker Gifts

'Hey, didn't you paint that?'

Junk Bought, Antiques Sold.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Treasure Island Book.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Dept. of the Treasury

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

Pirate dogs burying bones.

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

At the end of the rainbow

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

'That was fun!'

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

"Beginner's luck."

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'