Antique Seeker Gifts

Women Search through Rags at Street Market

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"There's more inside."

Antiques

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Frankenstein's Ancestry

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Ballon escapee

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

Books of Tablets

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"I'm still looking, sir?"

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

Louis XIV

The Old Curiosity Shop

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Antique silver

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

'This is never a good sign when you ask the wine steward for the vintage.'

Queen Anne

My own museum.

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'

'Don't even think about it, Walter.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

Keeping Warm in the Highlands