Antique Seeker T-Shirts

Women Search through Rags at Street Market

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"There's more inside."

Antiques

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Frankenstein's Ancestry

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Ballon escapee

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

"I'm still looking, sir?"

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

Books of Tablets

Louis XIV

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

The Old Curiosity Shop

Antique silver

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

My own museum.

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Queen Anne

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

'This is never a good sign when you ask the wine steward for the vintage.'

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

'Don't even think about it, Walter.'

Keeping Warm in the Highlands