Vintage Seeker T-Shirts

VHS at the Antiques Roadshow: 'I'm afraid the fact that you've 'got tons of blank tapes for it' doesn't make any difference.'

'Perhaps, Monsieur would perfer a different vintage?'

'Another 'last bottle' for the display, when you're ready.'

Antiques - Spode-u-like.

Post Office Counters

Garage sale

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

Have you seen this toaster?

'This is never a good sign when you ask the wine steward for the vintage.'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

'I'll leave it entirely to you...as long as it's a red...for exactly $20...from Napa...made from Merlot...2006 vintage...'

'He drinks the wine and then lays it down.'

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

'I don't claim to know everything about wine - just 97%.'

"I think he was a celebrity."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Colonial Larrysburg.

"He's deliciously vintage."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

Ballon escapee

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Disco Owls

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

Gustave Charpentier

Robert Johnson

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.