Vintage Sound Seeker T-Shirts

You're listening to K-OLD the golden oldies station. Back in a few … Oldies? You listen to oldies? Of course. Sinatra! Neil Diamond! Metallica. Vanilla Ice. The world is dead to me. Neil who?

"I think he was a celebrity."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Music downloads

Musical notes bubble gum.

"Check out this new store."

"He's deliciously vintage."

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Colonial Larrysburg.

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"The subwoofers really help."

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Disco Owls

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

Gustave Charpentier

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

If this van's a rockin'...

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

Robert Johnson

Band Practice

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

Louis XIV

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'