Sea Sound Seeker T-Shirts

'To hear ocean sounds, enter your username and passwords...'

"We interrupt ocean sounds for the following pledge drive..."

Beach Barbecue

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Music downloads

Musical notes bubble gum.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Check out this new store."

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

Going to Sea.

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"The subwoofers really help."

Dolphin

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Band Practice

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

"I spy something blue."

A dog on an island with a man wants to take a walk.

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.

A rare look at the real source of guitar sound.

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."