Sea Soundscaper T-Shirts

Octopus and Harp

Try me/try me/try me...

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

Music Freak.

"And here's one I made up called 'Mama's Last Nerve.'"

Rock & Roll

Boy walking with headphones in shape of musical note.

Sounds of the market hitting all time highs. . .

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

Earplugs £2 a Pair

Gramophone Headphone

Music Piracy

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

Didgeridoos

The reception here is awful!

'Ok, yes, we like your singing, but NOT all day long...'

'I understand the plight of average crustaceans... Because I'm just an average crustacean myself.'

"We interrupt ocean sounds for the following pledge drive..."

Surf Guitar

An obstacle course for musicians,

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

Legends of Hold Music

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

'No ipods or ear phones are permitted here, since hell is listening to other people's music.'

"Great! You're hired."

A Meeting of Audio Buffs.