Sea Soundscaper Gifts

Octopus and Harp

Try me/try me/try me...

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

Jimi Hendrix.

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"And here's one I made up called 'Mama's Last Nerve.'"

Music Freak.

Boy walking with headphones in shape of musical note.

Sounds of the market hitting all time highs. . .

Rock & Roll

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

'Yeah, well I'm sick of being so danged happy all the time.'

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

Didgeridoos

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

Earplugs £2 a Pair

Gramophone Headphone

Music Piracy

The reception here is awful!

"Did you hear something?"

'Ok, yes, we like your singing, but NOT all day long...'

Bruce Springsteen

Surf Guitar

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

Legends of Hold Music

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

"We interrupt ocean sounds for the following pledge drive..."

'I understand the plight of average crustaceans... Because I'm just an average crustacean myself.'

An obstacle course for musicians,

'No ipods or ear phones are permitted here, since hell is listening to other people's music.'

A Meeting of Audio Buffs.