Urban Soundscaper Gifts

Evangelist with tuba

"Extreme miming"

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

Holiday cottage

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

Immigrating to the City

"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."

Earplugs £2 a Pair

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

"I know it saved costs but I still think a flyover would have been better."

"Now, that's what I call a skyscraper!"

Can't carry a tune. Please help.

"So we're on top of the Empire State Building and the kid says, 'Relax. Everyone knows cats always land on their feet.' So then..."

'Just wait tillI become Mayor - I'll sort the transport system out.'

Jacques would discover it wasn't a very portage-friendly workplace.

Covid 19 Bar Chart

Everyone treads on the cracks sometimes, Arnold...

"I'd delete Facebook—But I really enjoy roasting landlords and their overpriced rentals."

'We're from Manhattan."

'Oh yes, you need specific credentials to be a town planner.'

Out of work, homeless, need saxophone lessons.

Preserve these Wetlands.

Manhattan Cat atop the Empire State

'It's Darwin's only chance to practice when he's in the city.'

Urban fox.

No shirt, no shoes, no content creators.

Treadmills for people who miss the city.