Subway Soundscaper Gifts

Subway Busker

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

Subway Thrillers

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Gymnast's Commute

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

"I gave on the E train."

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

Getting Closer

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

- 'Have you a map of London Underground?' - 'Try the basement!'

Romance on the Subway

Subway. The economy is surging! I hope protections are in place. In a digital world, a surge can lead to a system crash.

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

Metrocard error messages

Earplugs £2 a Pair

Underground stop on desert island.

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

"And it's close to the subway."

"Except moles, madam."

Subway Chanteys

The subway-delay prophet of doom

Small Talk Therapy

"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

"Start spreadin' the news . . . I'm leavin' today . . . "

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway