Subway Navigator Gifts

23 St. or bust.

"Why anyone should look forward to a subway series is beyond me."

"And then you'll want to take the No. 2 or 3 train to right here behind this very accommodating passive-aggressive woman's head."

- 'Have you a map of London Underground?' - 'Try the basement!'

'Isn't this the paper that everybody reads?'

Stationary Paranoia and Moving Paranoia.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

Busking during a pandemic

Subway Thrillers

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

The return of Miss Subways

Parallel Parking Garage

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

Getting Closer

'The train due to arrive at platform 2 will now arrive at platform 19.'

Underground stop on desert island.

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

Romance on the Subway

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

Well, look who's here.

"And it's close to the subway."

"Except moles, madam."

"I think they want you to leave it outside."

'Yeh-yeh-yeh - we're right on the corner of First and Main!'

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway

"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."

'I have to take this call right now. Just go on across the street and text me so I'll know you made it okay.'

Rats pick out subway lines to inhabit.

Underground House Night - Mind The Gap