Subway Map Collector Gifts

Rats pick out subway lines to inhabit.

'What zip code are we in now?'

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

"On your left."

Hoxton map.

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

Subway Thrillers

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

London map drawn from memory.

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

I'm not sure but my guess is that it's one of the Sandwich Islands.

Getting Closer

"I gave on the E train."

Mudville

Canada's Undefended Border.

US Winter Weather Map.

All Roads Go Nowhere.

Tourist Information.

Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby