Subway Systems Gifts

"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."

'Eeeny, meeny, mine.'

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

Subway Thrillers

Busking during a pandemic

"About time they did something about the rats!"

The return of Miss Subways

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'

"I gave on the E train."

Getting Closer

"This is my stop, Phil, you'll be C.E.O. till Sixty-third Street."

Subway. The economy is surging! I hope protections are in place. In a digital world, a surge can lead to a system crash.

Underground stop on desert island.

Metrocard error messages

Romance on the Subway

- 'Have you a map of London Underground?' - 'Try the basement!'

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

"And it's close to the subway."

"Except moles, madam."

Underground House Night - Mind The Gap

Rats pick out subway lines to inhabit.

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

"F train coming, Kemosabe - two maybe three stops away."

The subway-delay prophet of doom

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

"Re-routing again."

Exit Turnstile