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"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."

'Eeeny, meeny, mine.'

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Busking during a pandemic

Subway Thrillers

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

The return of Miss Subways

"I gave on the E train."

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

"This is my stop, Phil, you'll be C.E.O. till Sixty-third Street."

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

Underground stop on desert island.

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

- 'Have you a map of London Underground?' - 'Try the basement!'

Romance on the Subway

Metrocard error messages

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

"And it's close to the subway."

"Except moles, madam."

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway

Underground House Night - Mind The Gap

"F train coming, Kemosabe - two maybe three stops away."

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

The subway-delay prophet of doom

Rats pick out subway lines to inhabit.

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

"Re-routing again."

Exit Turnstile

Rock group on tube train, "Stand clear of the doors please."

'Isn't this the paper that everybody reads?'