Map Collector Gifts

Road sign reads; 'Welcome to First Impression. Lasting Impression Next 3 Exits.'

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

Man staring at a large confusing map

You are here sign on wall.

Canada's Undefended Border.

Lowest Price Gasoline.

US Winter Weather Map.

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

You will be here

Devil sees 'You are here' sign.

'I hate to be a wet blanket, but one of us is migrating the wrong way.'

Tick on leg: You Are Here Sign.

'A ROUND trip, you say, Columbus?'

'I must have made a wrong turn somewhere!'

Tourist Information.

"I suggest you take the pins out of the map and start sticking out in the salesmen."

All Roads Go Nowhere.

State of the Union 2004 & 2006.

Maps of the moat

'In your price range I can rent you my wife and a foldout map.'

Drunk and Sober Map

NATO statement

'I told you not to buy the sat-nav off that bloke in the pub, but would you listen? Oh, no.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Schizophrenia Clinic

Sexy Forecaster.

Italy

Galician vineyards

Tornado Season in America.

- 'Have you a map of London Underground?' - 'Try the basement!'

"It's a two-state solution where the Palestinians get half a state."

Support group for the directionally challenged.

Car navigation

Springfield, Vermont wins as host for the 'Simpsons'' premiere.