Vintage Map Collector Gifts

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'What zip code are we in now?'

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Early Colour TV

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

The original paperless office

The Lost World: You are Here

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

You are here.

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

The Map of the Human Heart

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

New York Netherworld

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"