Map Enthusiasts Gifts

'Well, I think we're finally unlost. This place looks familiar.' 'I imagine it does. We've been here twice in the last 20 minutes. Maybe we should just give up, park the car, and live here.'

You are Here- But Do You Know Where Your Kids Are?

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

There's a fork in the road.

"According to this map, I don't have a clue where we are."

"This sis my favourite place. It reminds me of me."

"Oh, bugger!"

"I know where I am - I just want to know where my date is!"

Uninhabital USA.

'Here's where your father geocached your inheritance.'

You Are Here.

Turn around and go home - we'll explain later.

'Your Hotel Previous Left.'

People always ask me for directions because I have a friendly face, but I always get them wrong.

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

You are NOT here, here, here, here, here, here,here, here, or here.

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

"Man, you really ARE lost!"

"Wow! The Ukraine, Moldavia, Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, Byelorussia, Tadzhikistan, Kirgizia, Turkmenistan..."

"And in this section it appears that you have not only alienated voters but actually infected them, too."

"All you need to know about weather forecasting"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Boy and girl at thier studies

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Here be dragons.

Meet the Enemy

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."