Map Aficionado Gifts

Two dots looking at a sign that says 'You Are Here.'

The strangest Singular of world history

National Park Map

Four nations of Great Britain.

On the road with the map of the human genome.

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

'We're lost - I told ye to take the low road.'

North Pole

Lost

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost, it is generally too late.

Cuban Socialism

Well, I'll be darned... You're right, Maurice. But if this ain't baked alaska - what the heck was I makin'?

Motorist sees a sign at state border reading 'Welcome, Missouri Loves Company'.

Washington D.C. next right, or is it left?

Mappa Brittanica

Our illustrator wins a consolation Nobel Prize for his Four Poles Theory

"Head north, straight ahead, and just keep going. You can't miss the north pole."

'It always makes me melancholy when the robins start migrating south.'

'I know where you live!'

'Which one is the state of art?'

"Just once, would it kill you to pull over and ask for directions?"

"And you call yourself a 'wise man'!"

You Are Dead Information Point.

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

'Okay, we got one short, three medium and four long... I guess it looks like we call it Long Island.'

Orange America

Main St. Wall St. Skid Row. You're right --- Where "Main Street" crosses "Wall Street," the name changes to "Skid Row."

Attila demands Italy and Switzerland. Keep Switzerland but give him the boot.

"I just got the Google Earth app. I didn't know you had a bald spot."

"O.K., there's the sun, so that direction is 'up'."

New York state resources and products

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.