Map Collectors Gifts

"Welcome to North Dakota. Birthplace of ennui."

Landlocked Kansas.

Someone's pulled the plug on Venice

Disorganized Crime: 'Are you sure this is the bank?'

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'What zip code are we in now?'

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Here be dragons.

Meet the Enemy

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

The Lost World: You are Here

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

You are here.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

The Map of the Human Heart

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.