Marker Collector Gifts

'Wow. That's a bold move.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'What zip code are we in now?'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Wok. Don't Wok.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Beware of the frog"

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Bingo night.

Sometimes Y Turn

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Generic Store: Sign in Window

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Caution signs.

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

Distance to horizon varies.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display