Label Collector Gifts

"I'm sure 'Vikings Pillage' is a very good beer, but do you have anything with less violent labels?"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Wok. Don't Wok.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Jazz is Invented

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Beware of the frog"

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

Six jazz instruments.

Sometimes Y Turn

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Caution signs.

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

"What are you doing?"

'You shouldn't have.'

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Distance to horizon varies.