Marker Enthusiast Gifts

Rebels without a magic marker

'Especially if it's a teacher's red pen.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

The Lost World: You are Here

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

You are here.

A watch face with Stonehenge

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

The Map of the Human Heart

Bingo night.

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Sister Cities

Exit Next Left

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

New York Netherworld