Track Marking Enthusiast Gifts

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Running

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

The Lost World: You are Here

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

You are here.

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

The Map of the Human Heart

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Exit Next Left

Sister Cities

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

Pet Cemetery.

New York Netherworld

"I run around this high school track every morning."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

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