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Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

The Lost World: You are Here

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Running

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

You are here.

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

The Map of the Human Heart

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

New York Netherworld

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Sister Cities

Exit Next Left

Best Places to Retire

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."