Animal Tracking Aficionado Gifts

Hargraves stopped and studied the fresh tracks. Too deep for bobcat... too big for black bear... No, these belonged to the most dangerous animal of all! Man!

Mardi Gras

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Cling-On Dog

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"Eat me"

Koala

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

A day at the transgenic races

Bears going water skiing.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"I think we may be related!"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"I finally caught you... now what?"

'I found him on the internet.'

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.