Wildlife Tracking Gifts

'I disagree, Bob. These tracks are old. That grizzly's miles away from here by now.'

'If you ask me, they're after your bank account number.'

"What do you say we follow something else?"

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

'I'm having trouble tracking.'

'What makes you think I fell asleep?'

Surprising Deer Tracks

'You seem familiar with the area, were you born here?'

Turkey hunter has turkey kill images on top hat.

'Al, I know you're new at deer hunting, but those aren't raisins you're picking up.'

Lion leaves high heel footprints to ambush explorer.

'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.'

'I know his tracks go that way - that's why I'm going this way.'

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

"Our tracker says that he's located some deer sign."

Bitchbark Canoe

City Zoo: Day Care

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

A Symphony of Penguins

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Cat box"

Seagiraffes